What exactly is a Fluster Cluck? You might well ask.
It is generally accepted to be an accumulating series of errors that, collectively, doesn’t end well.
Except that, sometimes, Serendipity intervenes and what is potentially a disaster turns out very well, despite itself.
A good example is Iniquity’s Fluster Cluck whisky from The Tin Shed Distilling Company.
In the distillers’ own words, Fluster Cluck is defined as:
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- A fortuitous fluster of cluck-ups.
- Seriously good smoky single malt whisky.
The story goes that there were three major (and some minor) cluck-ups involved in the construction of the dram.
Cluck-up One – Peating
The first was the peat.
As with some other Australian distilleries, The Tin Shed’s barley is commercially malted and brought in to the distillery unpeated. It is “re-wetted” with water and dried again with peat smoke.
This is a different process from the traditional Islay method, where smoke from a peat fire is blown across the raw barley to start germination. The re-wet method provides a slightly different taste profile – rather than a peat hit up front that you get expect, say, an Ardbeg or Caol Ila, re-wetting seems to give a peaty “hit” a couple of seconds after the first swallow. It sort of sneaks up on you.
The Peat
The source of the Fluster Cluck peat, however, has a rather more convoluted story to it.
Normally, The Tin Shed peating uses peat from the Fleurieu Peninsular, south of Adelaide.
This time, by mistake, the distillery used some old peat obtained from the Tasmanian highlands in 1932, pre-WWII. And pre-atomic age.
In itself, the phrase “pre-atomic age” is not a remarkable thing. But if, like me, you’ve had more than a few birthdays you might remember that, in the 1950s, some above-ground nuclear tests were conducted in South Australia. The tests were held at Maralinga, roughly 500km northwest of The Tin Shed Distillery’s current location. I could dive off now into a long dissertation on the effects and impacts of these tests, but you can read all about it here .
ClucK-Up Two – DILUTION
The second cluck-up revolves around reducing the strength of the new make spirit before it was put into a cask. The intention was to reduce the abv to 60% for filling, but a communication error mistakenly reduced the liquid to 48% before going into cask.
The over-reduced spirit was put into a 200 litre ex-Heaven Hill bourbon cask. At the time, this was a complete departure from normal practice for the distillery and, as a result, the cask became one of their “Anomaly” series of limited bottlings.
The Tin Shed is a serious multi award-winning distillery, a tasting venue of note, a superb eatery with a most comprehensive menu, a live music entertainment and a functions venue.
CLUCK-UP THREE – RACKING
Being an anomaly, the cask was “temporarily” stored for most of its time in a rack in the highest and hottest racks just under the roof – and seemed to have been forgotten about for a while.
On-going Issues
The stuff ups kept rolling, with delays in packaging and labelling which luckily had no adverse effect on the quality of the liquid inside – amongst other things, the heat of the barrel’s location helped the abv to climb over 1%.
Fluster Cluck – The Tin Shed Distilling Company, South Australia
Cask: 200 litre Heaven Hill Bourbon
ABV: 49.1%
Appearance: Gold
Nose: Wine sweet, minor vanilla, rich parsley sauce, almost port-like note and with a tawny-coloured under-smell I cannot identify. A rather busy and very attractive nose that leads me in.
Palate: Sweet, sharp on the tongue. No peat at the front,but a “hidden” peat hit shortly after swallowing.
Finish: A slow, tannic drying on the roof of the mouth. A very pleasant after-taste.
Comment: A well-inegrated dram that does not need any move abv “power”.
It is my view that, if The Tine Shed wants to keep on clucking things up, they to this standard!
The shed “hides” in the town of Nairne in the picturesque Adelaide Hills, roughly 40 km (25 miles) south of South Australia’s capital city.
When I say “hides”, The Tin Shed Distilling Company is not really that good at hiding. If you have mentally pictured a shed of the backyard garden variety, you are way off the mark!

The building is massive, metal-clad, and black, towering over a supermarket and shopping centre on a semi-rural road.
But one thing that The Tin Shed is good at hiding is its light. Under a bushel.
A sweeping uphill driveway delivers us to the car park and the impressive main entrance.

Inside the building, the first thing that strikes us in how gloriously cool the temperature is after the energy-sapping 30 degrees C outside!
Then we notice that everything in this place is super-sized. And super professional.
The armchairs, the dining area (a dining area in a distillery??) with long tables and comfortable chairs, the bar – and the welcoming array of bottles on it.
There is Iniquity Whisky, Requiem Rum, TSD spirits (gin and more whisky), and Piotr Vodka.
Not just a distillery
Pretty much all of the distilleries I’ve been in are just that – a distillery.
But The Tin Shed is not only a distillery. Far from it!
It is a Destination – with a capital D.
The Tin Shed is a serious multi award-winning distillery, a tasting venue of note, a superb eatery with a most comprehensive menu, a live music entertainment and functions venue.
Founders and owners, Vic Orlow and Ian Schmidt, are the most jovial and hospitable of hosts. Their company motto is “It’s our job to help you enjoy some of the finer things in life!”, and they mean it.
The Barrel Store
Having worked our way along the bar, sampling pretty much everything Vic and Ian have on show, we receive an offer to go to the barrel store.
The store is another huge, green, metal-clad building up another long up-hill curving concrete drive onto a promontory above us.
Inside the store, palette racks reach up to the roof, loaded with assorted casks.

In the corner, on the polished concrete floor, is a plush leather, gentleman’s club couch acting as the centrepiece of a very select tasting room.

Vic is wandering around the store with a 3m length of plastic tubing, busy extracting samples of gin/vodka (for my wife) and whiskies (for me). I have to say that I stopped paying attention to the gins and vodkas after Vic asked if I’d like to sample a special PX “Birthday” whisky, being bred for Ian’s upcoming significant birthday in a month or so.
This spirit has been sitting for three and a half years in a first fill PX cask.
That is one magnificent whisky! I want one!
Go There
If you are ever around Adelaide (or even in South Australia!) I strongly recommend you visit the Tin Shed Distillery. And have lunch there, too!
Post Scripts:
A couple of unusual bits that have come to our attention recently:
the Muff Liquor Company
Yes, it really is a thing! An interesting distillery, in Muff, County Donegal, Ireland.
The distillery is backed by nearly 500 shareholders, including high-profile investors like Russell Crowe, Ed Sheeran, Ronan Keating, and Jimmy Carr.


Every smell starts with tiny particles called odour molecules, released into the air from things like food, flowers, smoke, or perfume.



I have to be clear that the sign does not apply to the current operation, of course, but rather to the fact that the area was possibly a “watering stop” on the route to the Central Otago gold-fields.


ABV: 50%, colour Light gold.


and, sure enough, what used to be 43% is also now a 40%!
You know it’s possible but, really, should you?

So it is with whisky – remember the sheep-poo germinated Floki from Iceland?. A dram that was definitely over-frogged.
ABV: 45%.

J&B is a rabbit hole of considerable proportions! And complexity. Containing some rabbits of very rare distinction.

